Showing posts with label 职场生涯. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 职场生涯. Show all posts

11.6.12

I Don't Give A Shit!



这句话近来出现的平率是越来越高。同事间会说,指的是和我一样的外籍教师,到地印度人,除非教英文,不然会觉得此话很没有教养,或译为,为什么我们老说不会大便呢?我当然会说,连近来喜欢的美国肥皂剧也常听到。不是巧合,是某种程度上的熟悉感相对的拉高,就会出现类似巧合的片段。

比如,在某栋大厦认识了某人,之后经常碰面,不是他或自己去那栋大厦的次数多了,而是大家本来就在那儿。之前可能的擦肩而过,或有过那几次的对望,可是都不足以构成“认识”,所以对方的五官仍是模糊,更不会有巧合。

当对某人所说所认定所相信等不感兴趣,就是懒得鸟的时候,就用得着。所以生活在这儿,是24/7 都可以用。赶自身报告整理文件,大家有各自的处理方法。听到一堆毫无意义的对话或建议,我们互相交换眼神,是的,我们的大便已经可以通过眼睛来传达。这么高档的粪交,他们不会明白,虽然说他们这一族人是高超到随时随地任何时候拉下拉链脱下裤子都能来个痛快。不用 Rat、Fxxx、Dam,因为Shit,basically 更能绘出这个国家的文化。


25.10.10

词穷

不曾接触中华文化的,对汉语汉字是会又爱又很,恨的当然是它的笔画笔顺结构。从飞鸽传书到邮寄信件,有过一两个“笔友”的,大多产于7、80年代。科技发达所赐,过年过节邮袋里头少了超过一大半粉红信封,收到邮差叔叔送来的生日卡,也好像是保险员、健身中心周年优惠之类才会做的事,别会错意,是他们公司所调教出来的应有原则,不过你收到也不会有特别的什么感觉,普普通通,心里是:哦,他/她有寄来。我们都无法坚持这种文化原则,因为在公不为工作所需;在私,可以三秒,不会要三分钟更何况是三天。所以电子邮件电话讯息的文字也少了份只有从本人口中才能流露出的感情,为的也只是能够有所我们要的expect,方便。要像当年星爷电影里叫阿水的那个蛋挞王子写封道歉信苦等几个年头就为了要交到那个高瘦平叶玉芬手中... 有,不就是只有电影才有。

讲来讲去,要讲的还是书写文章,应该改为敲打文字,键盘上噼噼啪啪的敲打出来的汉字,会读未必会写,不会读就更加谈不上可以行云流水。一直以来都是电脑操刀,别以为说只有当吟诗作曲埋头写作才有词穷的时候,而且现在写作,别提到稿纸,那是一个代沟的词。
今天对着一班高中生,看着白板 marker 握在半空... 没什么,词穷而已。

16.7.09

Last Day

Weather is not so different today. The sun sunny as usual but it's my last day at work before my fly off day and the coming long weekend :) Asking about my feeling ? LOL, i just enjoying the moment and hanging around to make sure I seen everyone before 5 and happily packing..!

12.5.09

France Farewell Parties

Time flies, after France announced his resignation, at the final last 2 weeks to coundown, 'D GANG' decided to have a farewell party for France's leaving of the Project. The entire week after the quick meeting, Yohan and me were busy on reserve and arrange the stuff, head count, quiz... we just hope France could bring along these happier moment and flying off together with him at the end of the day. PART I - Camp Manager Bar

Yohan Kim me and Francis

Chang HunPark

Azlan and his Quiz Show. ( The Answer: Turtle. DOes he looks like?)

Randy me Francus and Rogel
PART II - DOHA RAMADA HOTEL ITALIAN RESTAURANT

Francis tried so hard just for get the "entry permit"!

Andy : What's that call France?
France: Kenya memories.
Andy: Have u been to kenya?
Francy: That's why I've no memories!
Andy: ... ...
The Gang : HahahHHAaha..!

Azlan's Taquilla Sunrise.

Sinem and Her lovely husband, Ibrahim. She tended to take my shot... but she seems like posting for me to take her's! ^^

Ibon, have I told you lately.. that I love....... your new gadget, your nicon camera?!

Mohito.. my firsr to order, all the time!

Finally, These two gentlemen got an agreement when the camera face on them.

Last but not list, toasting! For the time to get along those were the days...

Our table picture is a must before we call : bill please!
from left : chang, helen, sinem, ibrahim, me, azlan, Harry, andy, france, yohan, kabir, rogel[of the rock] and randy. (6 countries and 7 nationalities..woww!)

19.2.09

Yean aka Sun Tzu?

近来围绕同事间的话题,是孙子。单是看字面,一班鬼佬聊孙子兵法?好像很厉害一下! Main reason was on certain courses, we will discuss and talk about leadership, management and development. So… one day, one of the trainer asked:

Mr. : Yean, you know San Su (三苏)?

Me : No. Who’s that? Mr. : U don’t know him? He was one of the greatest general in China, the author of The Art of War.1

Me : Oh… U meant Sun Tzu 2, yeah!

Mr. : Who is Sun Tzu? Me : The “San Su”. Mr. : … …

他们将孙子的英译名Sun 读成太阳;英文拼音也没有轻声zi。 接下来的几天,“孙子”成了一直在我口中重复和纠正他们的二字。不知那个佬,为了以免忘记, 就索性把我称为yean aka Sun Tzu! 3 ______________________________________ Foot note:- 1 Attributed to Sun, and it was originally called the Sun Tzu Ping Fa (Pinyin: Sunzi Bingfa), or simply the Sun Tzu. It presents a philosophy of war for managing conflicts and winning battles. (from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Tzu) 2 Traditional Chinese: 孫子; simplified Chinese: 孙子; pinyin: Sūn Zǐ, pronounced SOON-dzi, translated to "Master Sun"; c. 400–320 BCE), also called Sun Wu (traditional Chinese: 孫武), is traditionally believed to be the author of The Art of War, sometimes called the Sun Tzu, an influential ancient Chinese book on military strategy considered to be a prime example of Taoist strategy. Sun has had a significant impact on Chinese and Asian history and culture, both as an author of the Art of War and as a legendary figure. During the 19th and 20th centuries, Sun's The Art of War grew in popularity and saw practical use in Western society, and his work has continued to influence both Asian and Western culture and politics. (from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Tzu) 3 Abbreviation of also known as.

16.9.08

人才 VS 奴才

无论是谁,做那份工作,在岗位上挥洒自如,游刃有余,便是胜任,均会给旁人一种愉快地感觉。 老板看在眼里,甜在心里,暗喜幸运有个人才,在盘算是不是应该给些嘉许,怎么样的嘉许好让能更为公司出多一份力。好员工加上老板的慧眼,就如高级布遇上上等染料,是何等级的成品。

观看表面,是件喜悦事。但是因不愿人才离职而计议出种种自认有效的捆绑、束缚方案,那方得益?不能离职,却无法避免随时被革职的危机。别说人才,懂得思考的动物,都会有明智的决定。提笔在纸上画个龟,变得多么困难。升职加薪换得一张没有保障的卖身契,是人才还是奴才?不敢恭维。

13.4.08

加薪浪潮 Increment

She sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary…

The next day, boss replies: Dear tj$ I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspapers are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential election, things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean. Yours truly, Kiam-Siap ________________________________________________ 加薪是近来围绕同事间闲于饭后的话题。 他们告诉我 每年或适度调薪实鲜少发生,还说上回另组同僚勇气可嘉上堂求去,结果如愿以偿,提高RM20, 可悲,只够买樽枇杷膏。物价日益高涨,可能还要倒贴。我说我单身寡人,待视察期满薪金调整后再谈吧!嘴巴未合,身边的就Seniour长叹 ,他都还未调整,何时到我?

5.3.08

忙 与 茫

对于工作,我很尽责,就是不会投入。有何分别?时间一到,忙完手头上工作,先睡它一觉,就聊天喝茶逛街看电影去。工作,从不提及。有,当发牢骚的时候,这是经常发生的事。 我的好友,每天都在很热烈的工作,很沸腾地苦干,周末假日也回公司。为什么?不让自己有闲暇胡思乱想。讲的透彻些,失恋,是让自己没有时间去想她的他。这小姐,除了回公司,消遣可多。也好,拼业绩,省得月底薪水七折八扣,也不至于倒欠东家,月头户口号码也跳上几级。不过,以上每种状况,对她来说,都属暂时性。

工作,我那一套,还是相敬宾淡如水好。有时候觉得时间也许从不太够,但“ 忙得不可开支” 的状况是少之又少。尽责,足以让自己够累,是生活的单杠,没有异议; 投入,忙?忙茫然然 ...盲也。

12.12.07

华文背后

成旧的建筑物,却有着设计“堂皇” 的会议室。倾盆大雨之时,就如穷书生栖身之所,少了一两个空桶,裤脚可要遭殃;晴天之时,是一个古色古香又充满现代感的牌楼。这座马来西亚会测师协会坐落于吉隆坡市中心,乃众多银行交易所集中地。 踏入大厅,扑鼻而来的是一股潮湿的成旧味。内部有楼上楼下二楼,踏上平坦倾斜的木楼梯,呃呃作响,犹如是栖息楼底多年的白蚁无声抗议的遗作。古色的装潢,保留原有的外貌,除了楼下的图书馆,会议室、待客室还设有平面电视、咖啡机、音响设备,不用多说,都是会员们的构思及杰作。

无论在思想、观念、态度、以往与现在都有着鲜明的对比。尤其是当站在白板前,对着一群土著,用英文讲解着中华民族语言背后的文字、句子、语法、历史,看着他们似懂非懂的在咿咿呀呀,有更深的感触。学华文是为分一杯中国崛起的那份羹,还是因为趋势。倘若华语真的如斯重要,我国华族至今又何须仍在自力更生,力图争取华教的一席之地而搞到头破血流?破旧的学府,又何须以募捐来修复?一个马来回教国,以往的种种千秋历史,谁也无法释怀; 现在的每一个“研讨”,都有着永恒的命题,任谁也无法争论,也无需再给予任何阐释。